Texas Grander fishing-- I'm in!!!!!

[Bryan/BC]

Hey Howard-- none of those wimpy sails for me-- I'm gonna go after a GRANDER!!!!!! Man alive-- those Texas boys sure have things figured out!!! :p

http://www.bluewaterfishingranch.com/

[PK]

you might be interested in this...

for sale: one bridge.. commonly referred to as da' Bridge...old and rusty( oops sorry 'bout that Rusty)..connects two parts of a very large northeast city.. people who live there speak funny... bada-bing..bada-bang..bada boom..
will except either US or Can $$$$... butt no rum:p :p
http://www.richard-seaman.com/USA/Cities/NewYork/BrooklynBridge/ForSale.html

[Bryan/BC]

Ya-- and the Easter Bunny gave me a whole bunch of chocolate eggs this weekend too :D

[Howard/Jax]

That's our Bryan. He believes all that stuff. Next time you are in PV Bryan, I am sure the Sails will not cooperate with you after the nasty stuff you had to say. Wimpy huh?

[PK]

Bryan doesn't know.. never ever get the 'fishin' gods' mad at you... it will bite him in the arse someday... naw.. maybe he was just trying to be funny ... gotta be...

Bryan.. when I was fishing in Acapulco on this latest cruise... I only caught one Sailfish that day... like the nice KIND man that I am..and after I caught and landed my Sailfish .. said to the guy I was fishing with .. there were only two of us chartering that day... you land one then I'll go again... the next Sailfish that comes up.. he misses... then he misses another one after he hooked up... he takes a break... I said to him.. don't worry about keep on going as I was happy that I got one already... he then takes out a munchie.. a BANANA... I almost fell overboard...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... and I swear to you this is true.. his name was Brian.. with an 'i'.. and was from BC... I couldn't believe it... damn if I can remember his last name though.. more to this story... after munching down the BANANA he hooks up again and loses his third Sailfish... that was it.. no more hookups... he caught the first fish of the day.. a itty bitty bonita...

Brian's fish..... http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2293353370049937141hwkcXa

my Sailfish..... http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2602864860049937141xHxhos

[Howard/Jax]

Our Bryan knows better then to bring a Banana. HE IS A BANANA

[Bryan/BC]

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Bryan doesn't know.. never ever get the 'fishin' gods' mad at you... it will bite him in the arse someday...

Our Bryan knows better then to bring a Banana. HE IS A BANANA Better than being called a Kumquat anyday.

:confused: Awwwwww - now you are trying to hurt my feelings. But I can live with it since I am the nicest person I know and I KNOW that the Gods do consider me a favored son.

And Ray-- that other "Brian"-- sorry but he is way too skinny to hold that name.. The ancient root meaning of "Bryan" is "Lion-hearted" And thats me.;)

But I have a job of you Howard-- next time we go fishing, could you stand on the bow ( if that doesnt upset the ability of the boat to hold plane), and keep an eye out for jumping rays????!! :D

Gawd- I need to go fishing-- its another month befroe I get the new boat...:cool:

[PK]

as soon as I knew his name and where he was from.. I asked him how he spelled it...

he should have been wearing this...

http://keywestcharterboats.com/images/5-no-bananas-over.gif

[~~Snakeman~~]

I actually thought that maybe that stuff was for real. It did not interest me because it would take the sport out of it, & it would have to be way too rich for my meager wallet.

I have seen bananas on boats before...never with good result. Consider yourself lucky, Ray, that you caught that beeyootiful sail on a day there was a nanner on the boat.

Bry: Having Howard guard the bow from marauding eagle rays is just unkind. Having him stand up there to block the sun, now that's more polite, don't you think?

~~Greg~~

[PK]

now that is funny Greg... blocking the sun... better than sunscreen.. a hoot...
LMAO ;) :) :p

..and I was a very KIND man ..never mentioned the dreaded banana curse to him.. heck he was from BC.. figured he wouldn't understand anyway:eek:

[Bryan/BC]

Ray-- the dreaded 'nanas are as much a no-no up here as anywhere else. If a person wants to get thrown off a commercial fish boat the other way is to bring a black suitcase on board or open a can at the wrong end. Whistling in the wheelhouse is a bad thing to do on some boats too!!! :eek:

[Howard/Jax]

Block the Sun huh!!! I will have you all know, I am NOT overweight, I am underheight. I wake up tomorrow at 6'3" and I am right on the money.

You can not block the Sun from Bryan, as he always has a dark rain cloud over him.

http://www.lil-abner.com/images/joealb.gif