SpeckTackler
05-20-2009, 11:11 PM
While I was sitting at the doctors office today I came across this.It is an oldie but goodie
1.) Fine!: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3! .) Nothing!: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".
4.) Go Ahead!: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
5.) Mmm! (Loud Sigh): This is not actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the ! most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question
or reply. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever!: Is a women's way of saying F **K U!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a
woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to #3
1.) Fine!: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3! .) Nothing!: This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".
4.) Go Ahead!: This is a dare, not permission. Don't
Do It!
5.) Mmm! (Loud Sigh): This is not actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the ! most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question
or reply. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever!: Is a women's way of saying F **K U!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a
woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to #3